Parker

A string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker

Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”

by Tomdelongesass October 9, 2020

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Dirty Parker

During anal sex between two men the giver finishes then pulls out and proceeds to “dock” onto the recipients penis head.

Bob was smashing my shithole last night and once he’d finished he grabbed my cock and latched on with an unexpected “Dirty Parker”.

by Killerjimbob March 17, 2023

Parker

A guy who acts cool in front of his friends but when he's dating someone has a big soft spot for them and is a little awkward when dating but in a cute way. He probably dates girls who act like him. He probably dates girls named Ariana, Madeline, Sarah, and Gianna.

Person A: Hey remember when you dated Parker?
Person B: Yeah I still love him

by Carriethegohst September 22, 2022

Parker

Parker is an athletic boy/man who is a nice boyfriend when you are getting to know him then you will somehow figure out that he cheated on you with an older girl but will not say anything until you point it out

Parker cheated on you

by •queen• August 20, 2019

Alex Parker Russell

An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.

Person 1: woah it’s an Alex Parker Russell

Person 2: be careful with him and treat him well

by Urmomhouse November 12, 2019

Parker Redlon

A very unattractive person who can not get a girlfriend to save his life. His friends hate him and tell him to kill himself all the time. But even after all of that he still hangs out with them...

He's such a Parker Redlon... He'll never be cool

by Daddys_boy6969 July 15, 2016