Poser

You hear all the time about white guys who wear Fubu and act like they are from Compton. You never hear a song about a white guy who dresses like one of the tribe in Sierra Leobe and talks the way Leo DiCaprio talks at times in Blood Diamond.

Poser- What's up my brew? Let me get a cigarette about of dem pack in your pocket mon.
Other white guy- What the fuck is wrong with this poser?
Third white guy- I don't...
Poser- My name is dead body mon, don't call me poser mon.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Poser

A white guy that says TIA in Omaha to sound tougher.

Guy that thinks he's Leonardo Di Caprio at the bar- TIA, right my brew.

Bartender- No, not TIA, TIO. This is Omaha, I know because I am one of two black guys here. This is not Africa my man. I will not be a poser with you.

by Solid Mantis May 10, 2021

Poser

Someone from a town outside of a city that claims the city as her own to gain support/benefit from doing so, and to be inflammatory towards any people originally from the city that oppose her instead of compromise with her.

The bubbly girl was a poser that lied about every aspect of who she was and her life to make herself (her image) look put upon, like an underdog instead of a bully (since some people might unwittingly support or defend her that way, not realizing there was a reason she was an outcast).

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Poser

A poser is someone with no friends and is most likely a real estate agent with a beard and a BMW

Look at that poser! He even parked his beemer in the driveway of the house hes selling.

by Iamdabonglord December 26, 2018

Poser

Pretending to be someone. Usually skaters

Skater: u say u can skate but you can’t even do a trick like an Ollie

Poser: yea but I just started
Skater: you said that a month ago to

by MR-PoTato September 30, 2021

poser

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by oriscooler May 31, 2022

Poser

Someone who starts claiming to be tough around the edges at some point as an adult, though it's not who he/she is or was as a kid.

The poser kept posing as somebody with a rough edge, even though giving intel (or counter intel) to teacher's and authority figures, and other shit that he/she did as a spy kid was closer to his/her own definition of smooth, always evading trouble for himself/herself while getting everyone else in trouble. Really, the poser's rough edge image was created as a defense to keep people from messing with him/her like they did when he/she was a kid.

by Solid Mantis August 18, 2020