Random Jessica is a girl that would do anything you tell her to do and would listen to you going on about history and tanks as long as you feed her sushi. Random Jessica LOVES sushi.
by Notapsycho aka Taps April 24, 2021
Get the Random Jessicamug. by Season with dill January 31, 2020
Get the Jessica rabbitmug. jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.
by hugo<3'sjess August 19, 2009
Get the jessica melansonmug. A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out
by Pin head larry the 3rd July 19, 2020
Get the dirty jessicamug. A girl that steals your heart, crumbles walls and makes you become weak and powerless. While at the same time makes you beleive she loves you and the next day dont have any emotional connection for her husband and cannot tell you why she leaves and will not let you see your kids. Also the opposite of what she says her beliefs a re for 10 years. Not your best friend and thinks she is an empath but really a narcissist.
1. I cant trust anyone now thanks to jessica erin.
2. My ex wife is jessica erin i cant believe this divorce shit.
2. My ex wife is jessica erin i cant believe this divorce shit.
by Lostlove2020 June 18, 2020
Get the Jessica erinmug. the nastiest most evil bitch you will ever meet. if you ever happen to come across a jessica zevallos you should run immediately. also her pussy stanky.
person 1: “bro did you see jessica zevallos at school today”
person 2: “yeah bro she was wearing her ugly ass biker shorts again”
person 1: OMG THEY GIVE HER SUCH A BAD CAMEL TOE
person 2: “yeah bro she was wearing her ugly ass biker shorts again”
person 1: OMG THEY GIVE HER SUCH A BAD CAMEL TOE
by anonymous.shhhh July 31, 2020
Get the jessica zevallosmug. The conversation was clearly over, and I acknowledged the outcome, but she had to say that she was right.
She was really pulling a Jessica!
She was really pulling a Jessica!
by rachelgreenfromfriends May 6, 2021
Get the pulling a jessicamug.