Furry Furrow

Vagina, Minge, Snatch, Ghastly Gully. You get the picture.

I rode my baloney pony into her furry furrow.

by Satandog March 22, 2006

furry tractor

anchorman quote from brick tamland

Hey, Ron! i'm riding a furry tractor

by Paul McBrodie December 14, 2008

Furry Vengeance

1.) Noun. - A tenacious sexual maneuver in which the man dives legs first onto a female's face and wraps his legs around her head in a death grip, presenting her with a faceful of brillo, much like the spikes of a porcupine. A few direct punches to the forehead may be necessary to maintain control of said female. Release is often encouraged after the female passes out or projectile vomits. However, Furry Vengeance can also be used as a preliminary move. Also see Alligator Fuckhouse and Space Docking.

2.) Noun. - See Tom Selleck

Greg: Dude my girlfriend's cheating on me. Fuckin bitch.

Chris: Its alright man just grow a canopy, lay down the law and show her Furry Vengeance.

by MightyMcGloin May 13, 2010

furry jacuzzi

A Furry Jacuzzi is the process of sneaking up to someone who is enjoying a quiet (preferably candle lit) bath and throwing a live hamster into the bath.
It is best performed with multiple hamsters for a bubblier effect.

'So then i snuck into the bathroom and gave Her a Furry Jacuzzi'
'If you don't shut up, I'm going to furry Jacuzzi you're lazy ass!'

by Dan Barclay January 10, 2008

Furry Cheque

Sexual favours offered to tradesmen or others by housewives, in lieu of cash payment.

Yeah bro, I fixed her car and got paid by furry cheque. . .

by Ocker Kris July 21, 2005

Closet Furry

A furry who hasn't come out of the closet yet.

Steve might be a Closet Furry.

by Sylandrophol March 9, 2016

Furry Scum

Any individual who identifies as a Furry. By extension, all Furries are Furry Scum.

"Hey man, I wanted to tell you that I'm a Furry."
"FURRY SCUM! Leave my sight."

by Chester Whipplefilter November 6, 2018