by Anamaericana January 21, 2016
Get the fucktardmug. It's a guy named Dan who is paranoid of every one who is by him he thinks that every one is out to dis him or take some thing from him. A guy who will go out of his way to do another wrong because in his mind you did some thing to him but you don't know it . Happens others because of his own twisted thoughts like"hey he looked at me like I was stupid" and Dan will sell revenge upon you for it.
Your neighbor Dan the fucktard flattened my tire because he said I slammed my door hard so he would be disturbed and make him mad on purpose. What a fucktard
by Maedforyou August 9, 2023
Get the Dan the fucktardmug. An idiot who is not only reject by society and is also not accepted by the retard community. Total out cast
by Crazy whiteboy October 11, 2023
Get the fucktard rejectedmug. (Fucktard) fucking retard combined.
by Bdt December 11, 2018
Get the Fucktardmug. Someone who is so stupid that you can’t decide whether to call them retarded or a fucking idiot.
Fucking + Retarded = Fucktard
Fucking + Retarded = Fucktard
“Holy shit dude, Donald Trump is a fucktard .”
by YeehawBoi October 24, 2019
Get the Fucktardmug. An absolute dumbass who asks the dumbest question and says the weirdest and most obvious shit known to man.
Fucktard: yo dude guess what
Dude: ugh, what
Fucktard: look at the sky
Dude: yeah
Fucktard: Its fuckin blue as shit dude
Dude: no shit dumbass
Dude: ugh, what
Fucktard: look at the sky
Dude: yeah
Fucktard: Its fuckin blue as shit dude
Dude: no shit dumbass
by Jakey_Biss April 7, 2024
Get the Fucktardmug. Fucktard is not a shortened word for fucking retard!! A true fucktard is an individual that sees an opportunity or is in a situation that has potential for multiple outcomes. Weighs all options, acknowledges benefits and consequences for each option, then chooses to go with the option that will have the most hilarious, sick and twisted consequence.... Just for shits and giggles. And smile for the camera in central booking every time!!
While on Greyhound bus going cross country, we made an unscheduled stop. I only wanted half a cigarette.
Driver: get back on the bus! This ain't your stop!
Me: it's only a half cig, calm down
Driver: if you light that I'm calling the Sheriff!!
(I finish and return to my seat)
Sheriff: ma'am you need to exit the bus. You've been kicked off
Me: this middle of nowhere Kansas!!
Sheriff: get up now or I'm gonna taze you!
Me:......... Do what you gotta do!! (total Fucktard move!!)
**I was tazzed 3x in the thigh (still no feeling 11yrs later), held for 48 hrs on $1500 bail, and made a back room deal with Mayor being banned from the entire state of Kansas for life.
**Sometime wrote an article in their local paper about the incident. True story
Driver: get back on the bus! This ain't your stop!
Me: it's only a half cig, calm down
Driver: if you light that I'm calling the Sheriff!!
(I finish and return to my seat)
Sheriff: ma'am you need to exit the bus. You've been kicked off
Me: this middle of nowhere Kansas!!
Sheriff: get up now or I'm gonna taze you!
Me:......... Do what you gotta do!! (total Fucktard move!!)
**I was tazzed 3x in the thigh (still no feeling 11yrs later), held for 48 hrs on $1500 bail, and made a back room deal with Mayor being banned from the entire state of Kansas for life.
**Sometime wrote an article in their local paper about the incident. True story
by Just 4 shits& giggles May 16, 2022
Get the Fucktardmug.