Big Angry Dyke Syndrome

B.A.D.S or Big Angry Dyke Syndrome can be used to describe a woman who is acting like an an angry Lesbian. Common signs of a woman having B.A.D.S includes very short hair, grunting, scissoring and a short temper.

Wow did you see Lisa today? She was so pissed off I thought she was going to rip my balls of, do you think she has Big Angry Dyke Syndrome?

by Stop_Hammertime October 9, 2008

Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome

When a new song is released/leaked from a band, causing the band’s fan base to react strongly. Symptoms include:

-Posting a flurry of topics on the band’s message board
-Posting bulletins on Myspace
-Ripping the song and spreading downloads across the fanbase
-Make a Myspace for the song so the fanbase can add it to their private Myspaces
-Puzzling over the lyrics with constant debate over hard-to-decipher lines
-Putting lyrics from the song in their Myspace names/Myspace bylines/AIM profiles/away messages
-Crying
-Saying their faith in the band has been restored
-Putting the song on repeat for many days
-Smiling non-stop for the next week or so

Named after the notable reaction Fall Out Boy fans experienced when the song “Carpal Tunnel Of Love” was released from AbsolutePunk.net on November 10th.

Wow, those Fall Out Boy boardies really had a case of Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome when "Carpal Tunnel Of Love" was released!

by caelae November 17, 2006

Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome

Incorrectly praising an artists work for something that the artist did not intend to do.

Etymology: The game Aliens Vs. Predator for the Atari Jaguar was praised for the heightened tension created by the fact that certain enemies didn't make any noise when they saw you, however this was really only because the game cartridge could not fit any more sounds onto it.

The praise of the complex verbiage of James Joyce is actually Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome, he was in fact simply drunk.

by John Balance July 2, 2006

Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.

Did you see the news today?

Fuck the news.

Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?

by Sodomy boy June 28, 2010

Post traumatic Down syndrome

When some is saying some really dumb shit and you need them to shut up

Guy 1: bro what’s Obama’s last name?

Guy 2: you have post traumatic down syndrome if you don’t remember Obama’s last

by BONDEDFOOL April 22, 2020

Asian Tourist Syndrome (ATS)

Characterized by excessive phototaking, sun visors, and fob signs.

Dude, my parents gets Asian Tourist Syndrome (ATS) every time we go on vacation. My dad takes pictures like he's trying out for National Geographic, my mom has that sun visor on, and they both love throwing up them fob signs.

by Goose Nickelic April 19, 2009

FBS (fat bitch syndrome)

A derogatory term used to describe particuly fat women, who are annoyed by their unsightly appearance and take it out on everyone by being arrogent, obnoxious and annoying. Unfortunately this bitchy behaviour leads to even more females excluding them and more males vowing to never tap that shiz. This causes the syptoms of FBS to worsen and continue the vicious cycle, until the female in question does what everyone has hoped for and goes and dies in fire, thereby annoying everyone no more.

Beth/Ashlyn: "ZOMFG I know everything, I am better than you all, I hate you all and I'm sure as not easy on the eyes"
Chops: "LoL guyz, I say there's a severe case of FBS (fat bitch syndrome)"
p0undy and richo: "here here"

by p0undy September 6, 2006