When you're on Facebook and see your friends looking like they're living amazing lives while you're feeling like you're just barely making it and you become sadder and sadder with each update you see.
Person 1- Dude! every time I'm on Facebook everyone seems to be having these awesome ventures while I'm here sitting around! I feel like ****!
Person 2- Looks like you've got a serious case of Facebook Depression Syndrome (FBDS) going there, bruh.
Person 2- Looks like you've got a serious case of Facebook Depression Syndrome (FBDS) going there, bruh.
by TheDavid02 November 21, 2011
Get the Facebook depression Syndrome (FBDS)mug. A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.
by Noel S December 3, 2003
Get the AOl customer service syndromemug. The disdain of a professor towards students who can grok the material without attending class. Professors afflicted with PMLS typically love to bask in the superiority implied by their Ph.D and generally dislike the prospect of a student possessing the ability to self learn material which they, at one time, struggled with dearly, without the aid of their divine guidance. Frequently, this manifests itself in the form of mark theft via borderline ethical methods such as questionable exams.
A: Dude, I was dishing PWNage all over this exam but I took a huge hit on this random question about some elephant Dr. Smith saw on his vacation to Africa.
B: OH! He told us in that impromptu weekend extra help tutorial that the weight of the elephant was 12,345lbs and winked at us.
A: I see his Professor Missing Link Syndrome is acting up again.
B: OH! He told us in that impromptu weekend extra help tutorial that the weight of the elephant was 12,345lbs and winked at us.
A: I see his Professor Missing Link Syndrome is acting up again.
by NachoBeez October 24, 2010
Get the Professor Missing Link Syndromemug. a neurotic condition, typically occuring in new mothers, in which the child protection instinct completely overwhelms all sense of sanity, reason and normal social behavior.
My sister-in-law won't be attending Thanksgiving Dinner because her son's naptime is from 12:22 to 1:47 and she heard I was sick two weeks ago, is afraid I could still be contagious - complete Over Protective Syndrome (OPS).
by LBiggie August 12, 2009
Get the Over Protective Syndrome (OPS)mug. The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.
Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
by Willy March 21, 2005
Get the PMS (Police Menstrual Syndrome)mug. An affliction that has reached epidemic levels among young men, aged 18-35, largely in urban areas of the developed world (particularly Brooklyn, NY). Symptoms of the disease include chronic indecisiveness, disintegration of an emotional spine, lack of concentration, extreme selfishness, outbursts of childlike behavior, overly sappy whisperings toward partner followed quickly (sometimes in the same conversation) by unexplained emotional unavailability.
Research is showing that these r symptoms of some perceived or actual quarter life crises, also known as, not having one's shit together. Clinical trials for birthright trips back to the womb have yielded inconclusive results. On their own accord, a select few have seemingly grown the fuck up. They r now living life to its fullest potential.
Research is showing that these r symptoms of some perceived or actual quarter life crises, also known as, not having one's shit together. Clinical trials for birthright trips back to the womb have yielded inconclusive results. On their own accord, a select few have seemingly grown the fuck up. They r now living life to its fullest potential.
Why good sir, the itchiness in your cold, tin loins is nothing other than a case of the Confused Boy Syndrome (CBS).
by bAG Of sUnShINe August 23, 2010
Get the Confused Boy Syndrome (CBS)mug. Woman diagnosed with this syndrome will post on Facebook, Twitter, or any social site possible to state the trouble in finding "Real Men," usually putting them all in the "Friend Zone" and dating all "Jerks."
(Girl broke up a week ago)
Posts Images, Captions, and Statuses bashing her ex and other males.
FB Status Example: "Where are the good men at? Seriously!"
Girl 1: "I dont think there's any out there! Ummm"
Girl 2: "Well there isnt very many around here!"
Guy: "Problem is women look for different dogs with the same fleas. There are plenty of us out there. Did you check the friend zone?"
Girl 1: "Nah, thats not right. I can't think any of those guys as more than friends. Cherish their friendship too much."
Guy: "You sound like you have HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome)"
Posts Images, Captions, and Statuses bashing her ex and other males.
FB Status Example: "Where are the good men at? Seriously!"
Girl 1: "I dont think there's any out there! Ummm"
Girl 2: "Well there isnt very many around here!"
Guy: "Problem is women look for different dogs with the same fleas. There are plenty of us out there. Did you check the friend zone?"
Girl 1: "Nah, thats not right. I can't think any of those guys as more than friends. Cherish their friendship too much."
Guy: "You sound like you have HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome)"
by Good Guy Miles November 7, 2012
Get the HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome)mug.