squiggly ball fun

when your balls go squiggly and you tea bag a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HORSES FOR JUSTICE

"OMFG THE OTHER DAY LIKE BALLS WENT SQUIGGLY AND I tea bagged a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious"

"wow i HORSES FOR JUSTICE THANKYOU"

"GOOD COLLYWOGGLES"

what a load of squiggly ball fun

by Dear?!!! yes for im a dear!! December 31, 2011

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fuck sex balls

dawg are you okay? why the fuck are you searching fuck sex balls

leave this place, you should not be searching fuck sex balls

by ImFrenchNig September 10, 2023

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pissing on my balls

When you are so upset about something that it feels like your dick has shrunk so much that if you tried to pee, it would hit your balls.

“I can’t believe this tour got cancelled again, I’m totally pissing on my balls right now.”

by robert’s deli December 30, 2021

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Lithuanian ball cancer

This is a syndrome when a person develops ball cancer from a beagle hound. It consists of many downsides such as ejaculating green substances, Dame Tu Cosita man coming out of your booty hole and Ugnius Makarovas shitting his pants.

Bro I have developed massive Lithuanian ball cancer. Because of this, Dame Tu Cosita man raped my mother.

by Green Testicles January 15, 2022

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balls in yo jaws

to shove your miniscule, good for nothing, weiner in some pussy, ass-licking, brain dead, monkey shit, fucking morons, adopttided, onion ogre that has no life no freinds and no more mula cuz they simp 500 mulas just to suck the smallest weiner in the world aka your dick

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand 'hey MY DICK FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!'
the man said ' let me put my balls in yo jaws'

by juicy nuts man March 30, 2022

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