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juggle the cunts

An expression one would use when describing how they would carry many things if they didn't have a carrier bag.
The carrier bag broke as I was walking home from the grocery store, so I had to juggle the cunts the rest of the way.
by C411UM November 20, 2015
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Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out
Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!
by Pubeypie August 24, 2021
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cunt rumble

Rachael's cunt rumble was so loud it made me jump.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
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cuddle-cunt

cuttle-cunt: Cuddle (verb), cunt (noun) A cuttle- cunt is another form of discribing the meaning of a booty call. The true meaning of a cuddle- cunt, is a woman who agrees to meet for sexual intercourse with a man who is not her boyfriend, fiance, husband or lover during any time of the day without being financially payed for having sexual intercourse with the male or female. She agrees to meet socialize in an outside gathering or in a private setting has intercourse with a man or female and cuddles afterwards knowing that nothing else is expected between both people involved sexually other than sexual contact & cuddling afterwards. They may decide to repeat the sexual interaction again but without expectations of the sexual meetings ever turning into a relationship of any type other than to have sex cuddle and disengage after the act of sexual intercourse has been completed between the to consenting people involved.
1.) Example: I'm no man's cuddle-cunt. I respect myself seeking to be sexually involved with aan who is set to be my husband.
2.) Example: That girl chooses to be my husbands cuddle-cunt, knowing he will never leave me or offer her a future together.
3.) Example: That girl is always in the night club scene being any man's cuddle-cunt. No man takes her serious. She is used sexually and dumped afterwards.
by HeartWithoutAmask December 17, 2019
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Cunt

When you say something is "cunt," you are saying that it is divinely and fabulously feminine. Women and the LGBTQ+ community are taking this word back and reclaiming it under a positive light. Cunt can be used to express a very high form of praise and can also describe a person if they look exquisitely feminine; I.E. "You look so cunty!" You can also "serve cunt," etc.........
That's SOOOOO CUNT!
by J poop November 8, 2022
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Cunt

Mark is a cunt
by Sksndjsjshsjs May 10, 2019
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Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
by cunt strafer January 7, 2019
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