when your balls go squiggly and you tea bag a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HORSES FOR JUSTICE
"OMFG THE OTHER DAY LIKE BALLS WENT SQUIGGLY AND I tea bagged a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious"
"wow i HORSES FOR JUSTICE THANKYOU"
"GOOD COLLYWOGGLES"
what a load of squiggly ball fun
"wow i HORSES FOR JUSTICE THANKYOU"
"GOOD COLLYWOGGLES"
what a load of squiggly ball fun
by Dear?!!! yes for im a dear!! December 31, 2011
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