squiggly ball fun

when your balls go squiggly and you tea bag a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HORSES FOR JUSTICE

"OMFG THE OTHER DAY LIKE BALLS WENT SQUIGGLY AND I tea bagged a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious"

"wow i HORSES FOR JUSTICE THANKYOU"

"GOOD COLLYWOGGLES"

what a load of squiggly ball fun

by Dear?!!! yes for im a dear!! December 31, 2011

Slap the dimpled balls

more commonly known as golf. go up to a friend and ask them if they slap the dimpled balls for a good laugh. hope they don't grab yours.

person 1: "hey, do you slap the dimpled balls?"

person 2: "what the fuck? why would you say that to me?"

person 1: "i'm talking about golf, man."

person 2: "oh."

by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023

fuck sex balls

dawg are you okay? why the fuck are you searching fuck sex balls

leave this place, you should not be searching fuck sex balls

by ImFrenchNig September 10, 2023

Kick balls month

On November 1st anyone can kick a boy in the balls no matter what.

Girl:Hey guess what it’s November 1st
Boy:so?
Girl:So you have to be nice to me

Boy:why?
Girl:Because it’s kick balls month
Boy:Oh no

by Sophiemclaughlin20 January 2, 2021

ball slapping sex

ball slapping sex is the act of having your balls slap against your sexual partner whilst having intercourse.

yo man last night I had ball slapping sex with your sister!

by Ball-eater-man January 6, 2021

cock and ball torture

cock and ball torture

cock and ball torture 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

by footcheese April 7, 2021

Black hole balls

The opposite of blue balls ...This is What happens When the pussy is so good she drains both balls so much that they hurt and feel like empty shells that are going to implode

My gf drained me so much when we had sex last night that I had black hole balls afterwards

by Noah duck April 16, 2021