Cigarettes after sex

Cigarettes after sex is when you smoke one or more cigarettes after you have sex. It's the best cigarette or cigarettes you could ever have. Cigarettes after sex is also a type of music. Since vaping is at least 95% healthier than cigarettes, then maybe vaping after sex could become a thing.

Dale: That was great sex, Nancy!

Nancy: I know, sug!

Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023

butt cheek sex

To slide a "rod" between two spink cheeks and pumping it back and forth until climax is reached. (without actually penetrating the colossus cages of brown town)

"Sir, may I use butt cheek sex on your daughter, so that she remains a virgin until marriage"

by Cranston Jones February 15, 2008

goof ball sex

The process of having sex with a transgender woman.

Bryan that wasn’t a chick it was a transgender you are having goof ball sex!!

by Drewskie7117 October 24, 2019

Why so sex?

An expression that started on MMORPG forums, mainly the World of Warcraft realm forums. The expression comes from posts from foron (mainly chinese) scammers posting fake links containing keyloggers with the comment "Why so sex?". The comment was supposed to make clicking the links more tempting but is now instead widely joked about.

- Why so sex? <fishy links>
- LOL I AM NOT CLICKING THAT - GET IN THE CAR LOL

by Me0w April 14, 2008

Shrek’s Sex Slave

The most honorable position in society, dedicated to pleasing our noble lord and savior, Shrek. Once you accept this duty, you are pledged to eternal allegiance in stroking the mighty ogre shaft and cleaning up the muddy green goo that brings us happiness. Thou beith with shrek, our god.

After years of masturbation and worship, our leader finally promoted me to Shrek’s Sex Slave and now I feel that my life has real purpose.

by Tyler Peniston April 27, 2020

Mandatory sex parties

Sex parties in which attendance is mandatory. Most frequently seen as part of a sex course or among couples who practice both swinging and S&M.

"Sorry Kelly, I can't make any prayer meetings this week. I have some mandatory sex parties to attend."

by adelaidepoet October 14, 2009

This is your sex sound

A hand game starting off at the thumb, counting off fingers until you get to the pinky. At "sound," you bend back the pinky as hard as you can and the sound that your friend makes is the sound they will make during sex. Popular with the teen crowd, can sometimes result in broken pinkies.

"Hey, can I see your hand?"
"Sure dude, what for?"
"This" thumb "is" pointer "your" middle "sex" ring "sound" pinky
"OOOWWW MY GODD! DUDE!"

- "This is your sex sound" nuff said.

by Fuck you, this IS my real name May 9, 2010