this shit is bananas

in gwen stefanis song, when rumors made up about her were fake
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or just her shit in her toilet was bananas
"oh no i did not kiss that usher boy! that shit is bananas! b-a-n-a-n-a-s! cuz im a cheerleader so i have to say it out loud to remember how to spell it!"
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"honey.. today i had a banana and peanut butter sandwich i looked in the toilet and the shit was made out of bananas"
by virginia April 26, 2005
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shit the bed

to embarrass oneself privately or solely in the company of close family/friends. This term is so named because defecating on one's bed is truly embarrassing but only for those who are witness to such an event, which is usually limited to the individual who shitted the bed or a few additional people. Either way, the embarrassment can be contained to a manageable degree.
Jeff: "Dude, I totally shit the bed last night"
Mike: "What did you do?"
Jeff: "Fell down the stairs while my family was watching TV"
Mike: "That's not bad, at least you didn't shit the pool"
by Deshawn2Chainz July 26, 2013
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shit sports

Anal sex, esp. between two males.
1st dude: "I think men ought to be allowed to marry, what's your opinion?"
2nd dude: "Listen numbnuts, as long as they don't want to include me in their shit sports, who really gives a damn?"
by VampireElder December 03, 2006
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Shit ass

A southern term to describe a lazy man that isn't worth a shit.
He ain't nothing but a shit ass.
by Natty man April 23, 2015
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rag shit

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.
Donald Trump's hair looks like fucking rag shit!
by continual-insanity October 14, 2019
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Holy Shit

A term used when someone looks hot and you are amazed at how they look
Holy Shit he looks so beautiful
by Mia Wyatt 🙈 December 30, 2018
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shit box

used to describe the ass of someone.. not someone who is an ass but their ass
Can be used in two ways:
Dude1: watch that seriously hot chick over there..she is epic..

Dude2: I kno i'd bust the shit box off her all night..

Or the other way..

Dude1: Fuck you man!
Dude2: Fuck ME!! Be wide little maurice or i'll stuff your mouth with toilet paper and bust the shit box off you
by El Papa Libre March 01, 2011
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