One Clap Two Clap You Clapped

One Clap Two Clap You Clapped was a cut quest in the hit game Fallout New Vegas. The quest was given by Clapios Primo and had you kill 3 prostitutes but not much is known about this quest. In addition, Clapios Primo was cut early on in development so many voice line revolving around this quest were cut as well.

You: Have you heard anything about the quest One Clap Two Clap You Clapped?
Friend: All I know is that it’s a cut quest.
Clapios Primo: Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

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Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.

Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?

by Batch One Off October 15, 2021

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I think I’ve seen this one before

A comical phrase used by the boys to make gay jokes at or amongst themselves. Stated during the observation of a scene that resembles the plot or elements of a porn video. Also used when witnessing a series of events that, at that moment, could seemingly unravel into a sticky situation.

Pace walks into the room holding a pumpkin. Craigs immediately announces “I think i’ve seen this one before.”

by party mom May 15, 2021

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one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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nippons [nipp-ons]

1. nippons- the state of obvious protuberance of the nipples, or when ones nipples are visibly hard, due to cold weather, friction, or possibly physical arousal.

2. nippons can be compared to a man's penis when erect, commonly called a 'hard on'

examples 1. wow, you must be cold, you have nippons nipp-ons

2. I can't wear this top, you can see my nippons nipp-ons

3. I get nippons nipp-ons when I rub against you

syn-nipples, breasts,

ant-bra, smooth, not visible

related-nipples, nippies, nippy, nipply

misspellings-nipponz, nipons

by invisivel July 18, 2011

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