Cock Monster Truck

What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.

When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.

"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"

by The M Theory February 2, 2010

greasy cock fart

Slang term for sperm, can also be used as an insult

Alright, you greasy cock fart

by Sam-K January 29, 2007

grab his cock

A phrase used as a smart ass answer to all questions. Similar to a barrel roll.

Girl:I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.

You: Grab his cock.

by Kidlazarus January 13, 2008

ghetto cock master

A homesexual black male.

I'm a ghetto cock master. Oh be nice!

by Yoan February 1, 2003

what the cock is that shit!

statement used when confused or surprised by an act, comment, or person.

katie said : connor tea bagged zack

WHAT THE COCK IS THAT SHIT!

by the original KKK January 19, 2008

EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!

the ultimate diss, typed in all caps, first uttered by SICK1 in the online browser-based game solar empire

noob: (some typical stupid statement by a noob)

SICK1: EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!

by drumac January 9, 2009

Nigger Cock Sweat

The grease and grime that builds up on the African cock of black men. Accumulates over time due to sweat and bodily mustiness that oozes from the skin.

EX: That black dude just went and hooped for two hours he must have so much nigger cock sweat built up on his African cock.

EX: After having not showered for two days that black man must have accumulated several layers of nigger cock sweat.

by NagzRedd October 13, 2020