Skip to main content

egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!
Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.
by Eggolus July 19, 2022
mugGet the egg bag machinemug.

bag

1. plenty of.
2. one's particular interest or taste.
3. a woman, especially an older one, perceived as unpleasant or unattractive.
4. a base.
5. fit (a patient) with an oxygen mask or other respiratory aid.
6. quit; give up on.
1. "I had bags of energy"
2. Jazz music is really my bag; I can't get enough of it.
3. Despite her wealth, the neighbors often whispered that she was a bit of a bag, due to her sharp tongue and unfriendly demeanor.
4. "She secured the bag by finishing the project ahead of schedule and impressing her boss."
5. The paramedics had to bag the patient immediately to ensure they received enough oxygen during the emergency.
6. "it was a drag to be in the ninth grade at 17, so he bagged it"
by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025
mugGet the bagmug.

douche bag deluxe

A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.
I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.
by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009
mugGet the douche bag deluxemug.

Chai bagging

The act of tea bagging (when a man puts his scrotum in another person’s mouth) when the participants are of Indian ethnic origin.
My Indian boyfriend asked me If we could try chai bagging him tonight.
by Notme1979 October 10, 2019
mugGet the Chai baggingmug.

Hell Michigan Bee Bag

The Hell Michigan Bee Bag is where a person typically male shoves a small plastic bag full of alive bees in their urethra.

The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
I don't know if I'm ready for the Hell Michigan Bee Bag.
by anonymous August 5, 2025
mugGet the Hell Michigan Bee Bagmug.

Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!
by lost_number August 17, 2016
mugGet the Monk Bagmug.

Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.
Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.
by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015
mugGet the Shit-bagmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email