knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.

Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!

by zombie vagina July 12, 2018

OFF

OFF stands for Older Fuckable Furries
its to say people who are older than the age of 25 or more older and its very opinion wised.

This character of a god is an OFF and shes hot.

by Deaddman July 23, 2018

fuck off

typical word for Amethys_D32 aka elle_d32 aka dark , that she use all the time

me: You are bad
Elle_D32 : OH FUCK OFF you twat

by Rézus July 24, 2018

Pissed/pissed off

Bad ass. Cool as shit. Hard core.

Pissed- Dude, that tattoo is pissed!
Pissed off- I've suped up my car, now I have a pissed off ride!
Pissed- That show was pissed/pissed off!!

by Maiden666 August 6, 2018

Crumpin Off

Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.

“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”

“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”

by Neil Cicierega August 10, 2018

falling off the couch

The act of falling of a couch

Oh no! I'm falling off the couch!

by The Official my Account August 12, 2018

Jack off revenge

Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.

I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.

by Lalake tt August 20, 2018