A dream had by white women in which they shout out "give me your big black cock now honey". This can be very embarrassing and awkward if the lady is sleeping with her husband or boyfriend.
Do I satisfy you, honey?
Of course, sweetie! <crosses fingers>
So what was that you were shouting in the night?
Don't worry honey, that was just a black cock dream. All girls have them.
Of course, sweetie! <crosses fingers>
So what was that you were shouting in the night?
Don't worry honey, that was just a black cock dream. All girls have them.
by Moon Fish May 19, 2009
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Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"
I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.
I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.
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Driver: Fuck!
Passenger: What?
Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow
Passenger: You just got car cock blocked
Driver: Feels bad man
Passenger: What?
Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow
Passenger: You just got car cock blocked
Driver: Feels bad man
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The hen croaked her last two eggs and the rooster stood their alone; they're now just two eggs and a cock.
His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.
Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!
His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.
Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!
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