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one game of valorant

A lie used by people that are addicted to the video game Valorant.
Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."
by shober August 2, 2020
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one gentleman in a pantalona

I walked into Wills room and lets just say it was a one gentleman in a pantalona situation he did not want me to see.
by good_t-boning October 21, 2020
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Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017
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One-Bite

The act of consuming an item of food in one whole mouthful.
Yo bro, odds you one-bite that apple!
by Kerytach February 10, 2021
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one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.
That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!
by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025
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one bone wolf

A term originated from Minecraft, a one bone wolf is someone who can easily be negotiated with, or someone who easily gives into loyalties or favors, often getting ripped off because of it. Much like in Minecraft, how it only takes one bone to tame some wolves.
“Caden’s a one bone wolf. If you give him 5 bucks, he’ll pretty much do anything.”

“You’re seriously helping this dude hide a body just cuz he mowed your lawn that one time?! Don’t be a one bone wolf, dude!”
by PeeWeSherman June 12, 2023
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PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
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