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I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition
Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea
by Churty1 August 2, 2022
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kicked back hard and ready to go

Kicked back hard and ready to go
It's kicked back hard and ready to go
by Ms.Porkchop March 27, 2024
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Im going to

Im going to
by im going to February 29, 2024
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go marconi

A phrase decribing the change in senior employee behaviour.
When older/senior employees, who have worked in one company/location for most of their working lives, adopt shakespeare's second childishness in the truest sense, and reduce to toddlers in the playground. It normally is characterised when they are merged, or taken over.

Cause: Employees who have been in one comapny too long, way too long, and do not have a clue of the working world outside of their office cubicle of 15+ years.

Symptoms: General rebellion with no apprant reason. Broken urinals, cisterns, degrading scribbling/graffiti on company pemises/walls sometimes seen.

Cure: Fire them/spank them.

First seen in Marconi in Beeston in 2006, when they were taken over by Ericsson.
Well the company wants to introduce a more efficient way of doing things. It's much better than the old way of doing things.
I hope the employees don't go Marconi on us.
by Pensive- February 19, 2009
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wanna go to rite aid

What you say in front of your other friends but it really means "do you wanna come over and get so drunk we can't walk?"
Hey lexi, wanna go to rite aid this weekend;)?
by JENNAMYNAILISBROKEN April 20, 2017
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going over niagara falls

Holding your pee to the point where it becomes painful so that you don't have to leave a position where someone you're on a date with has just made a move. Alternately, doing this during a new fling during "Netflix and Chill". But then the "going over" is pissing your pants.
Oh man the date was going great but then she started going over niagara falls and it was awkward.
by enriquewinchester December 25, 2015
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Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-
by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022
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