National Preston Simons Day

Everyday is national preston simons day.

I love National Preston simons day.

by Ramone324 July 25, 2019

national genius day

May 18th is a day celebrating all the geniuses in the world for merely gifting us with their presence amongst humanity. Rise up smart people this is the day for you! If you have a genius in your friend group/ family/ school you should treat them like god on this day!

Person 1: do you know what day it is?
Person 2: May 18th?
Person 1: it’s national genius day! So you have to be extra nice to me!
Person 2: oh god...

by RandomnessPersonisME October 31, 2019

National grab dick day

On april 12 it’s national grab dick day

Can i grab your dick? You cant say no becouse it’s national grab dick day

by Trusmeyoushit April 4, 2019

National baking day

National baking day is a day where only on February 23 you can give sweets out for free such as brownies cookies ice cream donuts any thing you can bake.

Jimmy celebrating national baking day!

by ashley holman February 22, 2021

National shroom day

April 2nd National shroom day !!!! A day for the world to open their eyes #namaste

I’m about to be woke on national shroom day!

by Youngzillion April 2, 2019

National nudes day

20th of July is a day where everyone has to send nudes if they are asked without question

Person 1: it’s national nudes day so send me nudes.

Person 2: ok *sends nudes*

Person 1: thanks

by GlizzyLover10m July 19, 2021

national liberal

A National liberal is a combination of liberalism and nationalism. It usually means someone that wants to keep a small government, and freedom of the individual, while keeping ones pride of the country. This is a common form of liberalism in Europe.

European: ‘I’m a liberal’
American: ‘So you support big government and Joe Biden?’
European: ‘Hell nah, I meant I’m a National liberal. Not a weird ass Neoliberal’

by Kalebop November 5, 2022