If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

Cum gusling thunder cunt

A fucking bitch and it is pretty self explanatory

John ur a cum gusling thunder cunt

by Deadpool35 April 9, 2019

cunt

cunt is a word for Aussies to say in every sentence we say the word cunt

whats doing cunt

by bigasslouise March 19, 2023

cunt jar

Someone that is so "cunty" they are the equivalent to a jar full of cunts. A level of "bitch" that can't be topped.

Did you see Nicole today? She is acting like a total cunt jar.

by Queen Adorer April 19, 2017

Fat Cunt

When your name is Leo Whitfield and you can't stop eating pizza.

Hey Leo you fat cunt, stop eating pizza you fat cunt

by Hugewinky69 October 1, 2020

Cunt

Can’t understand normal thinking.

Your a cunt.

by Dpology February 19, 2022

Cunt percentage

Cunt percentage is the percentage of cunts in a particular city or per capita.

Roanoke Virginia has a very high cunt percentage.

by Cunts-R-Us August 9, 2016