I ate my cat

When you feel awkward and don’t know what to say

Hey? I ate my cat yesterday

by Grandma ate peppa November 4, 2019

C-H-I-V

COVID19 and H.I.V fuelled compound illness presumably contracted during anal penetration with a positive-testing sneaky butcher.

He's self-isolating for 14 years. He has a positive case of C-H-I-V...

by Renster24 December 7, 2020

I just did a Ryan

Ryan is a term used when playing cod to say your teammate sucks ass, dies, or is very bad in general

Oh I just did a Ryan

by YourNansANun November 15, 2020

I typed this with my eye

wow, that must hurt. Make sure you had a clean key board

Guy 1: *Slaps face on keyboard*
Guy 1 "Hey technically I typed this with my eye

by Dead Rad November 24, 2020

i am a little twit

Why did you say you are a twit yourself? Little twits are five years old. And they are very chubby, fat, and naughty.

Because I am a little twit, I accidentally clicked Download New Works.

by Gn Leumassy November 29, 2020

I got coins on her

Like saying you have "a hit on someone" if anyone would hurt them for you.
" Yo, see that bitch over there? She's my ex's new girlfriend. Let everyone know, I got coins on her."

"Yo, I got coins on her."

by BegottenDaughter December 27, 2020

i got a new birthday

A life or death experience where you personally believe you should have died, basically given another life or a second chance at it.

"P1: Yo bro i got a new birthday last week
P2: What you talking about

P1: We crashed at 100mph, I could've been a goner"

by pippipedup December 29, 2020