cock off

A humungous backside you could rest a cup on

'Wow!!! her cock off is immense!'

by nangishpasty February 5, 2010

Nip one off

Refering to the action of the anal spincter at the conclusion of a succesfull bowel movement.
This term is seldom used after excessive consumption of lager and vindaloo curry.

Where's the arse fodder? I am going to nip one off.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

rave-off

This term is used by people who have never gone to a rave (or dance party or doof) but try to pass for someone that has and is desperately looking for approval and inclusion in a new social circle.

"Do you go to rave-offs?"

"I love going to a rave-off"

by Fiveby5 January 11, 2009

punking off

masterbating(males). to punk off

wtf are u doin in the bathroom so long, PUNKING OFF?

by pissdrnxdollin May 4, 2006

crayped off

Someone that isnt attractive to you, other words some one who is so ugly u feel digusted when you see them.

you see a boy, but he's ugly you would say,"errrh man, he's crayped off".

by $elena T June 29, 2006

Poppin' off the lock

Alternative to "off the chain" usually used to described a party

ALT.A virgin who is about to give it up

Damn that party was poppin' off the lock!

Damn i cant belive sharons poppin' off the lock!

by J.C.G June 7, 2007

Jungle Off

Jungle off is played by 2 or more contestants playing with jumanji dice. The contestant who called the jungle off will be referred to as the "starter" all others will be referred to as "afters" The starter calls the first target and then the starter and the afters roll. The starter then must explain how what he rolled could defeat the target then the afters do the same with their dice. The 3 judges then decide who wins. Each of the afters are allowed to be starter once and the winner of the most matches wins.

Jungle Off that lamp post

Jungle off your cd player

by Robin B Williams September 13, 2007