If you were raised in New England, that thing your dad said so many times when you were growing up despite not actually having the accent that if you hear it again you might throw whoopie pies at someone.
Dad: Kid, can’t get theyah from heeyah, pahk the cah at Hahvad yahd instead
Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh
Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh
by Leia Calumet May 18, 2022

Hym "Getting through to you motherfuckers is like trying to reach up my own asshole and pull my dick out the other side. Holy shit. Really. It's wild. This is ridiculous."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

by Long duck dong1 March 11, 2024

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."
by BlueXander May 25, 2023

by Sucking fucking dick March 2, 2023

Getting stung by a fly means confusing others in a way that they forget what they were meant to do.
(It is something that I made up)
(It is something that I made up)
Person A: "Did you understand what __ meant in their presentation?"
Person B: "No. Probably they tried getting stung by a fly."
Person B: "No. Probably they tried getting stung by a fly."
by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025
