bonsai cock and balls

A person with a small penis and small balls.
made not so famous by TRIPOD.

Person1: you suck
Person2: you have bonsai cock and balls

by fishface1234567890 March 24, 2007

Dewy Mountain Balls

The product of combining Mountain Dew with Popov Vodka.

Synonym: Dripping-wet hillbilly ballsack

I got so fucked up last night off of that Dewy Mountain Balls.

by Humphrey Ballsack January 24, 2011

Ball Bearing Castle

1) A girl who hardly ever leaves the house yet is able to hook up with many guys, thus bearing the balls in her castle.

2) What mumbles bartledoo orders from mcdonalds

Tom got a booty call to go to Sarah Jessica Parker's Ball Bearing Castle.

That whore down the street must be running some sort of ball bearing castle.

by Coke Cella August 6, 2010

shit-staind-balls

the exact same thing as shit-stained-balls but in a wording that pays tribute to homosexual rock band staind'

person 1: shit-staind-balls was playing their hit song last night
person 2: dude their so homo

by shitdoggie August 17, 2010

Mexican Skee Ball

When constipated, and shitting in small chunks, one tries to aim his shit-crumbs to roll/fall into the hole at the bottom of the bowl, out of which water is sprayed when the toilet is flushed.

After attempting the all-you-can-eat pizza challenge, I spent the next morning on the John playing Mexican Skee Ball.

by Crashspladash October 27, 2010

Slo Ball Placement

In Beer Pong Slo Ball Placement is where you move the ball inside a cup to the back of the cup. This makes it hard to make a subsequent shot in the same cup since the second shot is likely to bounce off the first ball.

Full detail rules for slo ball here:

http://beerpongleagues.com/rules/league-rules.html

Damn cheaters did a Slo ball placement when we were not looking and our second shot bounced out

by BeerPongLeagues March 12, 2009

reverse ball gag

A method for holding in a poop that is very persistent that utalizes the seatbelt and a tennis ball. When you feel a poop coming on, place a tennis ball directly under your butthole, next put on your seat belt and pull it tight, this will cause you to be pulled down onto the tennis ball whilst sitting in your seat thus plugging your butt hole and keeping your shorts clean from invasive poop.

Heading off shore twenty miles, Brian felt the second wave of troops coming to destroy his short pants so he strapped on the reverse ball gag.

by Oh Billy, Gary, Reggie February 11, 2018