ditcher dog

your asshole friend who ditches class

roshun is such a ditcher dog

by izhmash December 14, 2015

stink dog

Wen you fuck a girl with pink sock.

Bro I got stink dog " How ?" She had pink sock"

by Devon Britten December 22, 2015

wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

by All Outta Angst January 26, 2016

not today dog

a synonym for "no" or "later"

A: hey wanna smoke some weed?
B: Not today dog

by TokenIranian March 21, 2016

Dog Dancer

An ancient quote used by many to describe clatty bastards throughout the omagh tech community.

For example, shape of thon black leon with a5 rims, 'bit of a dog dancer he is'

by Malachy99 March 25, 2016

Dog-Dilligence

When you stop your dog from doing something such as barking and they are just trying to do their Dog-Dilligence.

Don't stop the dog from doing his Dog-Dilligence.

by Officialtazer June 26, 2019

Samba the Dog

The cutest dog in the whole word. She is so cute in fact, that people stop her lovely owner in the street just to pet her.

She always smells amazing and her nipples are a normal size.

Person 1: Wow! that australian labradoodle is so cute UwU

Person 2: Thats Samba the Dog. Everyone in ends knows her becuase she is so adorable.

Person 1: Wow! i really want to pet Samba the Dog. She is way cuter then my english pointer Maddy

by HarryMayes June 27, 2019