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cunt

-I'm 60 and heard this almost 40 years ago. An old guy(only 5-6 years older)(and I didn't trust anyone over 30) asked me what a cunt is. I told him a vulgar anatomy description. No, he said, it an acronism for "can't understand normal thinking"
can't understand normal thinking an acronism for cunt
by panamabob June 15, 2009
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Cunt

An over zealous person who thinks they are gods gift to men and women, when actually they hate this cunt. They buy overpowered toys for their ego and put stupid vanity plates on them. They are usually named Chris and like loud exhaust systems and hashtagging way too much. Don't be a cunt. Don't be a Chris.
That cunt is trying to impress people, but goes home and cries while swallowing black 10 inch dildos.
by No dirt on Hillary April 27, 2020
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Cunt MonkeyWaffleTurkey

When someone is such a dickhead while playing a game
Me:Uno!
Mom:Your such a Cunt MonkeyWaffleTurkey!
Me:Wtf bro
by Ares_Is_A_God555 March 30, 2021
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Cunt Over

Cunting someone over is what happens when a woman screws someone over in a way that makes the victim painfully aware of the woman's vagina.
Aw dude, one of my female employees is totally cunting me over for not offering free tampons in the workplace. (Cunt over)
by Steve Jurkel October 17, 2021
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First Cunt

For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.
"CUNT!"
"...hummm, 08:45... that's an early 'First Cunt'... today is going to be a bad day.
by tincopper April 7, 2014
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Cunt

Bella Smith Of Bangor, Maine. Age 16. Been with over 60 men including taken ones.
Bella Smith sure is a cunt.
by A fine smart ass January 30, 2018
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Cunt

To play in somebody’s ass
by Slimcypher 3011 May 11, 2019
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