by firedwashere March 22, 2021

by kruchi March 27, 2022

What your dad tells you growing up, when you fail so bad and that’s his way of recognizing your dumb or clumsy mistake.
by The Danvil July 6, 2023

Means that you masturbated
by Sour Creme and Onions June 27, 2024

by chicken lil May 24, 2021

Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you
"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"
"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"
In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given
by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
