drag the bag

When you bring the old lady with you to a party or get-together where they are likely not wanted nor invited.

When you drag the bag, the whole night is RUINED.
You never drag the bag when coming to the strip joint for guys' night out...WTF!!!

by DJ NoneYoBiznessDog May 30, 2018

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and get sunburned (refer to Sun Dried Tomatoes) and the scrotum starts to peel, is known as a "Cabbage Bag"

Holy shit look at my nuts, they got so burned they turned into "Cabbage Bags".

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020

Germ bag

An insult used against those who spread illnesses with little care for those around them.

Sick child: *coughing loudly indoors without covering mouth*
You: "awww! Don't go giving me COVID you little germ bag" *moving away*

by SqueegeeLuigi March 4, 2024

Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009

Angelas Tea Bag

When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.

OMG Becky, someone didn't flush the toilet and left a Angelas Tea Bag sitting there waiting for me.

by Chewy-girl February 5, 2019

Hoe Bag

A rare creature who roams the earth with her big ass feet, possessing a exceptionally unique urge to correct one’s grammar no matter the circumstances.
This evil beast can mainly be found behind a luminescent glass click clacking her way through life.
She also has a gem of a friend that is way out of her league.
Her friend might have made some grammatical errors writing this but unlike her NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
She is named, DESHANIE…

You are such a hoe bag !

by Smooth like butter April 7, 2022

Hog Bag

When you have been out drinking all day and night. When it's finally time to eat. You hit a drive thru, or order Door Dash. Making an order big enough for 8 people. Making sure to completely stuff your self. While eating your food like you are eating from a Hog Trough.

I just made a McDonald's order that cost 37.50. That's what I call a Hog Bag. Then preceded to stuff all 6 burgers, 3 large fries, and 30 chicken nuggets down my throat

by Gold Standard 1 January 15, 2025