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One Eye Witness

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.
Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“
by Samsa559 July 9, 2025
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You chill with this person and they leaving
Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you
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You chill with this person and they leaving
Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you
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when you fuck with someone and they leaving
Friend: Alright imma dip deuce

You: Alright ion fuck wit you
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When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength
You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
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Wit

I hate do wit
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