One Eye Witness

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.

Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“

by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

ion fuck wit you

You chill with this person and they leaving

Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you

by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025

ion fuck wit you

You chill with this person and they leaving

Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you

by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025

ion fuck wit you

when you fuck with someone and they leaving

Friend: Alright imma dip deuce

You: Alright ion fuck wit you

by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 23, 2025

I Smacked Your Back And Left It Without Witnesses

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I Smacked Your Back And Left It Without Witnesses

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Wit

Do do wit wit ya ya

I hate do wit

by Have d hdbehe November 23, 2021