Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.

Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.

by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019

Buck traffic

Is a hood term for going into oncoming traffic

Yo bro when you come to my crib you gonna have to buck traffic to get here faster

by Blackboyjb October 1, 2019

Mouth traffic

Taking multiple nuts in the mouth

When that bitch Chelsea was runnin mouth traffic in the bathroom at mikes memorial

by Whiteflacco December 11, 2019

Trump Traffic

The traffic created when a motherfucker comes to town.

Damn! This Trump Traffic took me an hour to make a 20 minute drive.

by TheRealGidge November 8, 2019

Ozumba traffic

This is a traffic jam that knows no beginning or end, an Ozumba traffic links one endless traffic to another one. It usually occur during working days, it has its origin from Lagos, Nigeria.

This Ozumba traffic is scary today.
I am sure I will get home by mid night today, thanks to Ozumba tariff.

by MacCaswell February 4, 2020

beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020