train bass

The low rumbling bass line produced by an idling train (or trains) up to a mile away. Permeates walls, double glazing and your brain. Equivilent to approximate 1000 boy racers idling in the car park.

Worker #1: That train bass is particularly intense today.
Worker #2: Indeed, been going all morning!
Worker #3: Dudes, I couldn't hear it before you said that... now its melting my brain.

by Siiimon December 13, 2008

suspension training

The use of swings or restraints which elevate or suspend on participate in the air during sexual relations. This is also a great core exercise.

Finally got my sex swing in the mail, going to bring a chick back and do some suspension training tonight.

by The artful dodgers February 14, 2012

train rape

a certain type of rape that takes place on trains. Popular in japan and sometimes in hentai

just nutted to some train rape hentai

by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020

Graeve Train

Unruly drunk before 7 p.m. Your name and birthdate are obviously your first name and your residence is in the right hand lane of the interstate.

Man, last night I got hit by the Graeve Train.
Yeah man I don't remember anything.

by Matisyahu11 August 3, 2012

train bum

Those bums that be on NYC trains that wear layers of cloths and a big druid blanket in the summertime and smell like they haven't taken their pants off in 15 years not even to use the bathroom.

Homie you smell like a train bum.

by Angel_Dirty_Face December 22, 2014

training broad

A pun on "training bra". A guy's first girlfriend. The one that gets him to take baths, change his underwear daily, get a haircut with some style, not sound like an oaf when talking to girls, etc.

I wouldn't have been able to attract my current girlfriend if I didn't have a training broad to straighten me out.

by devilelephant January 7, 2015

Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017