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toledo tossed salad

A pile of garbage ejected from a moving car; usually fragmentary remains of fast food, beverages and other food waste. Always on the street, these excitingly random finds litter the ghetto, and threaten to overtake civilization (or something).
by hwcdesign October 21, 2014
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Sauced off the toss

When you get way too fucked up off the xans and alcohol
“Sauced off the toss feelin like a boss
by Michael Flex July 17, 2018
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Salad tossing knees

Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts
She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees
by Duchess of Sussex July 2, 2019
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Tossing your cookies

The acting of vomiting, or feeling nauseous, usually when drunk.
After a hectic night of drinking, the alcohol you may have consumed may have left you feeling nauseated and on the verge of tossing your cookies.
by LeilaSP July 30, 2019
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Tossed my pasta

An act in which a male is getting his butthole licked while receiving a handjob at the same time.
Guy: Dude I heard Amanda gave you a handjob?!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!
by ScragglyLou November 7, 2017
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The Donut Toss Game

The Donut Toss Game is a game where 3 men lie down and a woman has to throw a donut on to one of their erect penises. If the woman gets it on the first try, she gets to have sex with the person whose dick had the donut on. If she doesn’t win the first try, she has to try again until she gets it. However, she must eat the donut off the man’s dick if she didn’t get it the first try.
Josh: Hey wanna play the Donut Toss Game?

Jessica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
by Not a legend 27 April 26, 2020
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Tactical Turd Toss

A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.
I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.
by CheeseGrater621 August 26, 2022
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