raw tofu

When you're a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.

I'm so hardcore, I just got my day's worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all I had to do was open the package. Breakfast is done!

by Wordsemup May 26, 2017

Spicy Tofu

A Food That Helps You Make Some Bomb Ramen

"Can you pass me the Spicy Tofu."

by MineMan21 October 24, 2017

cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

by Gibbiary November 27, 2020

cheese tofu

Feta cheese

That Cheese tofu looks good on that salad.

by Ran Dumb ant January 14, 2021

Tennessee Tofu

When you're so gay that your prostate acts as a sponge soaking up cum from all the anal sex you have.

Hey did you hear about Nick? He's got that Tennessee Tofu. His prostate laps up cum like a dehydrated horse and water.

by BillyBobby1245 March 17, 2021

akitozz_tofuu

the most goofy ahh person like ever. they're also a rui irl so like yeah

James: '' Hey, I mutualed akitozz_tofuu today. ''
Emily: '' No wonder your father disappeared bro ''

by akitos_tofuuzz May 14, 2022

White tofu

White tofu is slang for cocaine. It's mostly used when you are in public and tryna talk about cocaine or sell with out making it obvious to people around you.

Person 1 "Yo, you sell White Tofu?"

Person 2 "Yea, how much you want?"

by akya March 28, 2023