Poultry Man

That man in the chicken suit

Aww man, the Poultry man has raided my inbox.

by Evanzap May 30, 2019

man wine

Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.

Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.

by a1miller October 27, 2011

man gape

The act of man spreading so hard that ones boy pussy starts to gape. The open asshole releases a stench into the room, to the displeasure, or pleasure, to those around. Typically used in rare circumstances, because only few men can spread their legs that far. Man gaping can be used in some cultures to exert dominance.

Darragh: Holy guacomole what is that god forsaken smell?
Sean: Oh that’s just creepy Ra, he’s spotted a couple of Yeshiva freshmen girls, and he is using his man gape technique to show them who’s the alpha.

by PawgPatroller9000 May 3, 2021

Man vagina

When a man is wearing too tight of pants and you can see his ball sack split by the seam of his pants that is a man vagina.

That nerd has a man vagina with his slacks on too tight when he sits down.

by Nicky with a big sticky April 10, 2020

Man nipples

Two hot af jiggly jabbly jugs of heaven

I’m sexually attracted to your man nipples.

by Skdbkdnd February 27, 2020

slaw man

a man that likes slaw and jumps on dogs and spill peoples drinks. a real legend.

"He spilled my drink! It must of been a slaw man"

by slawwwwsalemaiee December 16, 2019

Man spam

The act of spamming social media with excessive images of your man.

Amy: Why didn't you post that snap of you and Ronald to your story?

Tina: I'm gonna post more later. Didn't wanna man spam my followers

by stiwimpski June 18, 2017