ship sailed

While getting a handie from your girlfriend while laying on your back inverted (like being on a decline bench at the gym) and she has you edged to the point of cumming but immediately water boards you and you don't know if you are gonna cum or die.

Last night was amazing. Angie ship sailed me to the point of climax. I didn't think I was gonna survive.

by Shtevun 69 June 29, 2017

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Get the ship sailedmug.

roll of the ship

when a former member of the navy blames walking past a man and grabbing at the mans genitals on the fact he lost his sense of balance whilst in the navy, not the fact he is actually a closet homosexual.

"sorry mate, roll of the ship!" he said

by burt kamersson August 11, 2003

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Get the roll of the shipmug.

drop-shipping

Refers to da deplorable practice of not even bringing yer mailpiece to yer doorstep; da lazy-a** delivery-van driver merely leans out his window and dumps yer package at da roadside.

Ace Ventura took da concept of "drop-shipping" to a whole new level, in dat he not only repeatedly allowed da box of crockery to fall on da hard pavement, but he also forcefully bunted said unfortunate cardboard carton long distances and slammed it into walls and doors, so dat da box and its contents were totally "battered 'n' shattered" by da time it reached its "a**h**e" recipient.

by QuacksO March 4, 2023

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Get the drop-shippingmug.

Slave Ship

A sex Position including 8 Males And 1 Female, Two Men penetrating Both the Vagina And the AssHole, And another two men being jacked off by the female, Another man being sucked off, another getting a footjob, and another getting a boob job ( ALL AT ONCE)

Adam and Lexi wanted to do the slave ship, But grant stole lexi so adam wanted to kill himself and make fortnite rainbows like a faggot.

by The Fat Fag Terminator February 15, 2021

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