Titty Ton

A unit of measurement that is much larger than a shit ton but slightly less than a fuck ton.

“Have you seen how many fine girls there are at this party?”
“Ya bro, there’s a titty ton of hotties here.”

by DAOB February 18, 2018

titty-weiners

Male or females nipples when erect and standing out.

My girlfriends titty-weiners were so hard, they looked ready to cut glass.

by Chuckwick Bill May 18, 2016

titty tangler

Somebody who frequently has sex with old women who have very saggy titties. This person will then continue to tie these women's titties in a knot, hence they are a titty tangler.

"Hey man you wanna go to the bar and pick up some tight pussy?"

"Naw man I'm good I'm a titty tangler."

by Nipple ring May 5, 2015

Titty Spears

A body piercing that is through the nipples. Usually done with body jewelry but could also be done with a nail gun.

Hannah, you’ve got some awesome Titty Spears. Are those new ?

by Krazylate February 14, 2019

Squiggly Titties

Titties with a dick between them

I was getting it in with those squiggly titties last night a had my dick between them like two scoops of raisins-RB

by mightknight February 8, 2021

Back Titties

What back fat really looks like.

I'm doing lots of push ups to get rid of my back titties.

by Mochachocolata_pammy January 28, 2019

Tandem Titties

Tandem titties refers to two sets of titties in close proximity of one another such as two nude women hugging. Or two girls in bikinis with their titties touching. It can also be referred to a threesome when there is one man and two women.

"I got a great pic of some tandem titties on the boat last night!"

by Mikey P June 21, 2016