trouser snake beating

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.

bitch how bout a trouser snake beating!

by Jbob April 27, 2003

One of those girls

The ugly ass girl who hangs round with all the guys and thinks she’s pulling when in reality there friends because they know she’s no threat to their relationship

Oh she’s one of those girls

by The_pussy_meister December 14, 2020

Trouser Wicket

Thant part of a "Man" which is unique to his Gender, where a woman would have a "Lady Place" (See "Lady Place").

The woman said to the man, "Mmmmmmy, your "trouser wicket" is all I desire to make my Lady Place complete.

by Newsles May 30, 2003

Trouser Chili

The result of pooping in one's pants. This is often done by truckers on long hauls because they like the way it feels, and also it is an inconvience to stop.

Also known as pants chili or undies con carne.

Rodney, a driver for Long Haul Trucking, made a steaming bowl of trouser chili while driving through Kansas City, MS.

by Gabbsie October 25, 2006

trouser

pretentious, useless (not in the 'for the sake of it' sense), meaningless gibberish, lies, exaggeration, any form of atonal music or ‘cutting-edge’ dance piece, unnecessary use of big, clever or showing off language – basically bullshit.

Q: How was that new restaurant/show/apartment/lawyer/urban dictionary website?
A: Trouser

by footfarmer September 17, 2005

trouser jihad

when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick

in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad

by Ashley Walsh July 6, 2006

A thousand deaths

1.The very well known part of the chorus from the song seek and destroy by metallica

2. A phrase said after everything you say to confuse the people you're talking to, then humming the melody following "a thousand deaths" (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)

Running
On our way
Hiding
You will pay
Dying
A thousand deaths
(doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)

Matthew: Give me the money at school tomorrow.
Jackson: I am sorry, but I cannot go to school tomorrow
Jackson: A thousand deaths doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matthew: wtf. why cant u go to school
Jackson: Dentist
Jackson: a thousand deaths doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

by Pengboi March 17, 2010