Sympathy Waffles

Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.

After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.
If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!
by Molsonbeaver July 31, 2019
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Prostate Waffle

Sexual act involving ones partner to shove a soggy eggo waffle up their partners ass, having them shit it out and eat it.
Yo you wanna go to my sisters place and have some prostate waffles?
by Prollynat December 08, 2019
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Trough waffle

A urinal screen, (USA), used to reduce splashing, and impart pleasant scent to pee. Believed to be a variant of the Australian "Trough lolly"
Yowza! I gotta go water the trough waffle!
by Crsworks December 27, 2020
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waffle muncher

Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.
I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.
by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013
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Twass waffle

When you wear lace panties,and the sweat and goo from both ass and twat leak thru the lace, making a thin pancake like waffle inside your pants
by Fat glennon February 02, 2019
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twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse
Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”
by milosfishtank January 23, 2021
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