Train Book

A novel/book someone would read on the train, bus or other public transportation.
Known for it's lengthy and thick appearance.

Passenger - Look at that yuppie reading a train book.

by HiTHEREE April 25, 2009

Tab Train

When you have so many tabs open in your internet browser, that scrolling back through them to the original tab takes a extended amount of time. The way in which the tabs load is similar to a moving train with all its carriages.

" Oh no, all that internet browsing has landed me a ticket aboard the Tab Train"

by Skirt and Tie December 13, 2016

Train Station

The anal cavity of a homosexual male

Person 1: How does Jacob have a new hook-up every week?
Person 2: Because he has a tight train station!

by DDaegan July 20, 2023

Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017

Road train

Hard-core threesome with three blokes and the middle man giving the front man a reach around during this vile sex act.

Hey Jimmy how about a road train. No Barry you hurt my ass last time and I pulled my wrist.

by KFC FOR LIFE!!! July 7, 2021

train bum

Those bums that be on NYC trains that wear layers of cloths and a big druid blanket in the summertime and smell like they haven't taken their pants off in 15 years not even to use the bathroom.

Homie you smell like a train bum.

by Angel_Dirty_Face December 22, 2014

Graeve Train

Unruly drunk before 7 p.m. Your name and birthdate are obviously your first name and your residence is in the right hand lane of the interstate.

Man, last night I got hit by the Graeve Train.
Yeah man I don't remember anything.

by Matisyahu11 August 3, 2012