When a big black man with almost an afro but weird gets bum raped and then gang banged using a tuna fish.
by mlornrider43234 December 3, 2024
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Get the Jose mug.A fat ugly buzz cut pig. He cheats on every girl he gets with. Do not date this creature he will literally love bomb and probably eat you with how big he is.
Jose: i like you
You: i dont like you
Jose: i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i love you
You: creep
You: i dont like you
Jose: i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i love you
You: creep
by Sparkleunicornpuppy123 December 29, 2024
Get the Jose mug.Jose is a hard worker and is very funny. He wears baggy clothes and also wears hats. He likes to play his game n eat korean bbq and drink pineapple fanta. He has black hair. He makes you angry all the time and sometimes you just wanna punch him in the face but you love him. He is a very good person to talk to and he is SO funny. He doesn't talk a lot but he listens good. He is very genuine and smart. He is also very stubborn, prideful and just makes you angry. He is very calm and laid back and chill. He likes to drink beer. He knows how to rap. He also loves his girlfriend Leilanni. She is so amazing and he loves her so much and one day they will get married and have a house. They will also raise a turtle together. He loves to listen to leilanni and do what she says because he dosent want to make her mad and he just loves to listen. He does not like to make leilanni mad because she will yell at him. Even if jose talks to you he will never love you like he loves Leilanni they are soulmates and if you date jose and your not Leilanni he will never love you because you will never be leilanni.
jose’s friend- “ u got a new gf?”
jose- “yea but she isn’t leilanni so i don’t love her i miss leilanni n love her so much”
jose- “yea but she isn’t leilanni so i don’t love her i miss leilanni n love her so much”
by chickenwingchickeneing904 January 9, 2025
Get the Jose mug.Jose is a hard worker and is very funny. He wears baggy clothes and also wears hats. He likes to play his game n eat korean bbq and drink pineapple fanta. He has black hair. He makes you angry all the time and sometimes you just wanna punch him in the face but you love him. He is a very good person to talk to and he is SO funny. He doesn't talk a lot but he listens good. He is very genuine and smart. He is also very stubborn, prideful and just makes you angry. He is very calm and laid back and chill. He likes to drink beer. He knows how to rap. He also loves his girlfriend Leilanni. She is so amazing and he loves her so much and one day they will get married and have a house. They will also raise a turtle together. He loves to listen to leilanni and do what she says because he dosent want to make her mad and he just loves to listen. He does not like to make leilanni mad because she will yell at him. Even if jose talks to you he will never love you like he loves Leilanni they are soulmates and if you date jose and your not Leilanni he will never love you because you will never be leilanni.
jose’s friend- “ u got a new gf?”
jose- “yea but she isn’t leilanni so i don’t love her i miss leilanni n love her so much”
jose- “yea but she isn’t leilanni so i don’t love her i miss leilanni n love her so much”
by chickenwingchickeneing904 January 9, 2025
Get the Jose mug.Jose is a hard worker and is very funny. He wears baggy clothes and also wears hats. He likes to play his game n eat korean bbq and drink pineapple fanta. He has black hair. He makes you angry all the time and sometimes you just wanna punch him in the face but you love him. He is a very good person to talk to and he is SO funny. He doesn't talk a lot but he listens good. He is very genuine and smart. He is also very stubborn, prideful and just makes you angry. He is very calm and laid back and chill. He likes to drink beer. He knows how to rap. He also loves his girlfriend Leilanni. She is so amazing and he loves her so much and one day they will get married and have a house. They will also raise a turtle together. He loves to listen to leilanni and do what she says because he dosent want to make her mad and he just loves to listen. He does not like to make leilanni mad because she will yell at him. Even if jose talks to you he will never love you like he loves Leilanni they are soulmates and if you date jose and your not Leilanni he will never love you because you will never be leilanni.
jose’s friend- “ u got a new gf?”
jose- “yea but she isn’t leilanni so i don’t love her i miss leilanni n love her so much”
jose- “yea but she isn’t leilanni so i don’t love her i miss leilanni n love her so much”
by chickenwingchickeneing904 January 9, 2025
Get the Jose mug.Jose is really flipin short. He can be mean but nice at the same time and he will steal your scrunchies. His favorite word is hoe.
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