hairy dog

When you're that smashed after the sesh you can't pronounce hair of the dog

Hairy dog or not?

by 7ftdwarf September 24, 2017

Sucks hairy balls

When something majorly sucks.

God, I have three midterms and two papers due next week, and I haven't even started yet. This sucks hairy balls.

by doughboy5555555555 May 12, 2009

hairy mosquito eyes

When a man does the "mangina" and gives the company he is in the reverse view. Hence his balls and penis tucked firmly in between his legs balls resembling the eyes and penis resembling the mosquito thing.

That mangina was funny as hell but then the fukker gave us the hairy mosquito eyes.

by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

Hairy axe wound

Womans vaginal opening. So called because of an obvious likeness to the shape of an axewound in a womans vagina. Can only really apply if the vagina is unkempt and is hairy.

See Cunt or Pussy.

I bust my nut into your mums hairy axe wound last night.

-or-

Want me to stick my cock in your hairy axe wound?

by Sparky897 December 22, 2003

hairy nigga balls

hot and sexy steamy hot nigga balls slimy with white goo, yummy taste, some hate it, some dont, very salty yummy yum yucky, suck on deez hair nigga balls HD, 1080p 4k hot nigga balls white woman gangbang.

person 1: wanna suck on deez hairy nigga balls steamy and creamy.
person 2: yup! i love the taste of white goo

by Benedictus Bathrolomew the 3rd January 31, 2022

Hairy Catch 22

Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.

Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!

Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.

Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!

by bunshi November 6, 2013

hairy ax wound

cunt, vagina, female gentalia

You could see her hairy ax wound under her white pants

by cheekie1969 May 22, 2006