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Bagel giver

The most amazing beautiful person in the world, everyone likes bagel giver if you don’t then you suck, They are amazing kind and beautiful and stunning and iconic
by Taezumazi January 8, 2022
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Bagel Meme

This is meme that me and my friends pretty much made together and what you really do is just put a word in front of bagel and that is pretty much it. Hopefully this gets popular on iFunny or some sort of meme site. It deserves some damn credit. Most of this goes to my friends however they started this and I was dragged in as well so here I am.
Dream Bagel, Oof Bagel, Heretic Bagel, Dark Souls Bagel, etc. This is the bagel meme
by ItzSavNotSave March 12, 2021
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Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.
Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 15, 2024
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Icecream Bagel

The most retarded person you've ever met, he is also a massive queer. Actual faggot, my guy
by LilDingaling March 13, 2024
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just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.
I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.
by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024
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Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)
This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.
by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023
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anchovy on a bagel

A term used by a man that loves rimming the butts of other men through a bagel.
"Wow, that guy really likes to rim through that bagel, his tongue looks like an anchovy darting through that hidey hole! Thats an anchovy on a bagel
by zimdah April 1, 2021
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