Love Tap

In Nascar, a driver comes behind another and nudges them to let them know they mean business.

"OH, Jeff Gordon gives Matt Kenseth a massive bump FOR THE WIN!"
"OH, WOW! That was way more aggresive than a simple Love Tap."

by Nintendoid24 July 27, 2007

tap the keg

to fuck a fat bitch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your dick wet has set in.

that bitch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don't you go tap the keg

by Weigel June 28, 2005

tap wine

This is what you get from turning tap water into wine.

Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.

Firas Zeineddine hosting a kick-ass party

Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!

Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink

Sexy Girl: Meow

by zizo2xo November 05, 2011

Barnacle Tapping

Taking home the most rachet girl from an island or nautical themed bar.

Steve went home with a sea creature last night. Totally barnacle tapping.

by Turtle Rider August 12, 2013

Tapped Out

When your having sex with a girl and she can't carry on because she's f@*ked from f@*king. Exhausted to the point she has to sleep.

He f@*ked me that good I tapped out

by Annoyed girlfriend April 08, 2021

Played taps

Banging a chicks head against the headboard while fucking.

A) I played taps with her head last night.

by Dimes January 30, 2008

Tapping the pines

To tap the pines is to have gay sex with an older male.

When a middle aged gay man, commonly referred to as a bear, has sexual intercourse with a young gay strapling, a cub.

Tapping the pines: The naval stores industry in the American south

by The Andrew Jackson May 07, 2008