A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.
“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”
by eternalsadness January 30, 2022
Get the Stank And Spankmug. A person who goes around stirring up trouble and discord for no apparent reason, even when it is actively working against their own self interests; a relentless gossip determined to spread their own rumours, lies, speculations, and anything else they can get their hands on just to upset and agitate others; a one-person propaganda machine with no overarching aims or intentions beyond immediately creating drama and confusion.
Lee told Mary that he heard her ex-boyfriend just got divorced and figures that her ex-boyfriend really wants Mary back, and that’s why he told a few friends and specifically said not to tell Mary; now Mary is stalking her ex on social media because she’s obsessed with getting him back. Lee is a pathetic stank stick, because he did it all just to see Mary get upset and cause trouble for herself and others.
by FroodyHoop March 22, 2023
Get the Stank stickmug. When you fart in a room and it follows you into a room with unsuspecting guests that notice the smell.
by Pmdono December 27, 2017
Get the stank trailmug. Breath that smells of dying or decaying tissue, rotten food, or other various sorts of awful smells.
by Fakebook April 18, 2012
Get the stank cannonmug. 
by MrStinkMeaner February 11, 2020
Get the Booty Stankmug. by 2kLui June 1, 2022
Get the og stankmug.