Poon talkie

Noun: walkie talkie used to pick up girls; two are needed for the process

Usage: one person sits from a far with a poon talkie while the second person walks up to girls as the first person talks in to the poon talkie for the second person.

The success rate is at least 80 percent

Mark: Let's go on the board walk to pick up girls

James: bring the poon talkies!

by jdhammer July 7, 2014

poon brow

A lady's pubic hair area. The hairier it is the more it looks like bushy eyebrows.

Girl's got a big poon brow. I wish she'd shave that muff.

by Steve Mish April 14, 2022

poon fever

when a guy is trying to get some poon and the need is so strong it is making him sick with the poon fever. its pretty self explanatory

Logan cant go to the game cuz hes got the poon fever. i need a gas mask cuz that shit is contagious!

by jamespeters October 8, 2015

poon punisher

A person who is the master of pussy

My girlfriend told me I was her lifetime poon punisher

by Superchill38 April 8, 2016

Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009

Poon Fight

When two or more trashy women fight each other (typically shown on the Jerry Springer show or on other talk shows)

That poon fight was awesome.

by Papa McNasty April 28, 2023

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius

Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches

by John wayne March 8, 2016