A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.
Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult
Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!
Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!
by 420Bigboi69 June 4, 2019
Get the Max Jonesmug. A very shady person, someone that complains about everything A complete bitch of a mother fucker. Someone that is a complete pussy bitch.
by Alanmilligan1 April 1, 2020
Get the Cub Jonesmug. by Best person in the world 🙃 November 6, 2020
Get the Fraser Jonesmug. by Obama-Pyramid December 14, 2019
Get the Quinn Jonesmug. 
Ashton Jones usually falls for girls that get thrown around. He is a big soccer poof who has a very good looking sister. He always thinks about the boys before himself, he is also very attractive who is usually brunette
by idkwhoamiyouwillneverknow November 30, 2020
Get the Ashton Jonesmug. noun
Straight up boss. Not to be confused with racist radio host Alan Jones. Low key wishes he was LeBron James. Would do anything for his squad.
Straight up boss. Not to be confused with racist radio host Alan Jones. Low key wishes he was LeBron James. Would do anything for his squad.
by TheCatt'sPajamas October 31, 2018
Get the Allan Jonesmug.