GuyA: Wow man you suck!
GuyB: Seriously you're like 3 attempts away from your Sesquicentenni-Fail.
GuyC:*sobbing* I'm TrYiNg My BeSt!!
GuyB: Seriously you're like 3 attempts away from your Sesquicentenni-Fail.
GuyC:*sobbing* I'm TrYiNg My BeSt!!
by Cave-Guru February 28, 2009
When one hooks up for a blind date with someone on Facebook and it turns out so awkward or mismatched with the other person face to face that the next day they've gone so far as to remove the other person from their friends list & completely blocks them from viewing their profile
just woke up...I know last night was kinda awkward ... blind dates are funny like that ... we are totally chill ... we can hang I'd you like ... but as far as a physical relationship I'm sorry Chica but you aren't my type Facebooty Fail ... please take no hard feelings I still think you rock. Anyways we'll catch up later
by Twinker the Scout June 05, 2010
When a person has nothing better to say on msn or through text messaging so ends up repetitively using the world "LOL".
by Jimmy980 January 24, 2010
An overly exaggerated frown made in response to anything particularly stupid seen anywhere, be it an action, a behavior, the weather, some music, etc.
Anybody employing a fail frown must be aware that they must, to the best of their abilities, follow the guiding scientific principle principle-every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
Anybody employing a fail frown must be aware that they must, to the best of their abilities, follow the guiding scientific principle principle-every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
This actually happened to me, so please, read it in order to contextualize this compound word. In essence, it was a message about corporate buzzwords and euphemisms I had sent to a friend.
-I talked to a woman this morning who is the owner of a cafe. She told me she used to be a paraprofessional, which is basically a glorified teacher´s assistant. She likened the euphemism to a custodian being named a "custodial manager." We both made a "fail frown" after she had finished explaining it to me.
-I talked to a woman this morning who is the owner of a cafe. She told me she used to be a paraprofessional, which is basically a glorified teacher´s assistant. She likened the euphemism to a custodian being named a "custodial manager." We both made a "fail frown" after she had finished explaining it to me.
by legal pwn August 19, 2009
To fail so badly it is impossible to live with the shame. People have known to use this term when a friend( or anybody for that instance ) fails so badly it is epic.
Guy: I just drove my car into a house!
Me: Why?
Guy: I was studieing the house.
Me: Epic Fail man, Epic fail...
Me: Why?
Guy: I was studieing the house.
Me: Epic Fail man, Epic fail...
by Guy.Mr.Person.Sir August 09, 2009
Dude, I went Christmas tree shopping and I accidentally made a tree fall and all of them came down like dominos.
Epic fail, man.
Epic fail, man.
by Awesomepunk95 December 21, 2010
To fail at the act of trying to use AIM instant messenger including an failure to return messages in a timely manner; inability to maintain Aim conversation due to negligance and life failure.
Person 1: Dude u havent reponded for lik 5 minutes! AIM FAIL!
Person 2: Says nothing because they are an aim failure!
Person 2: Says nothing because they are an aim failure!
by P-Master19er November 10, 2008