american car

A can on four wheels.

look at that gay can on four wheels!

by loops December 2, 2004

Muscle Cars

Late 60's and Early 70's American performance cars, which had big displacement, high horsepower motors, and sleeper or stock look to them. Not to be confused with riceburners, 99% of which have a stock 120 horsepower SOHC 4 banger, with a huge spoiler on a FRONT WHEEL DRIVE CAR (morons), non color matching ridiculous body kits, an exhaust bigger than the engine (and sounds like a fat fuck farting non-stop after eating chilidogs) and paint jobs that might seem cool to a pre-schooler.

Did you see those rusty looking muscle cars that beat the ridiculous looking riceburners at the racetrack? Get used to it!

by modular April 10, 2006

car call

When you have mad fun with an escort in a car

I just had car call session with this hot slut

by WildinMad February 13, 2017

POLICE CAR

ALL IT F***ING DOES ALL DAY IS GO WEEEEEE WOOOOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE WHTA THE

WEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOi THAT IS SO F***ING LOUD THAT POLICE CAR IS SO ANNOYING WEEEEEWOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

Car fag

Not only do they only talk and take care of their cars, but they also customize it with rims, lights, make it sound loud, and change the suspension. Seeing one in real life is a terrible experience and you will usually see them parked in Walmart at night showing their whip off.

"Dude did you see that dude's car with the lights?"
"Yeah he must be a car fag."

by Jayswizzyswan October 11, 2017

car dancing

The phenomenon of gently turning the sreering wheel in response to bouncy, inspiring music. Usually not a conscious action, it may appear suspicious to law officials observing your driving.

No officer, I have not been drinking-- I must have been car dancing!

MOM! Quit car dancing. You are making me nervous.

by Dawgmum April 12, 2010

car washing

The practice of strategically positioning oneself near a future point in the trajectory of a moving individual and timing one's flatulence to coincide with the individual's passing so that individual unknowingly passes through the nauseous gases causing dizziness, vomiting, rashes, temporary blindness, loss of appetite, disorientation, disgust, and general contempt. May also cause hilarity for the individual acting as the car wash. The act is similar to a car passing through a car wash but instead of getting clean, the victim usually just feels plain dirty.

Person 1: What's that pile of vomit behind you?

Person 2: (Smiling) I'm car washing people and Bill threw up.

by Stolotski February 1, 2012